Monday, April 01, 2013

Dear Mother

Dear Mother Earth:

Too many people call you "Mother."  It has begun to sound trite.  I would give you a new name, except that you might be insulted.  In lieu of that, then, I will give you a belated Easter gift--picking up trash in the common areas of our neighborhood.  It won't be perfect, but it's something.  I hope you like it.

Oh and I do plan on returning the toad I found in our pooper-scooper last night.  He doesn't seem too happy in our terrarium, and I don't blame him.  He's literally climbing the walls.

Lovingly, Your Dependent Human,
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