Tuesday, November 27, 2012

When in a funk, write a letter to the universe.

Dear Universe:

I really wish you would stop being so complicated and ironic.

Either that or I wish you would make me a little smarter.

Or dumber.

Come to think of it, life would probably be a lot easier if I were a total idiot.

I would ask for Christmas that you make me a completely brainless moron, but I'd be afraid you'd exercise your sick sense of humor and turn me into a congressional representative. 

So I guess I'll just have to stay as I am and see how it all plays out.

Your Pawn

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